How should I know? I've never taken the time to show a weakling such as yourself how to do it. In fact I'm more than positive I've wasted enough time with this. A good estimation for you would probably be never! So good luck, you're going to need it.

And since it's easy enough to find people around here, fine, I'll give you three months. Three months and then you work for me. And I'm being unbelievably generous.